"Those sick bastards stole my ass! And they're coming back later!"

This content is copyright us. By us, I mean Teh Ozma (James) and Al Kahol (Brad). If you plagiarise our stuff, we will steal YOUR stuff. And I don't mean stuff as in material possessions or web content. I mean your PRIVATE stuff. And we won't give it back.

Most of the images are taken from various places, however we can't really list them all seeing as there are so many. If you see your picture or whatever (you are going to have to give reasonable evidence that it belongs to you, however) please drop me an email if you want it removed, I will be happy to oblige and will do it as soon as I can.

The other images are made by us, and seeing as we steal images you can too. But if you steal our main graphics or whatever we will, again, take the stuff that belongs to you. In case you didn't get it last time, the stuff that belongs to you BELOW THE BELT.

Please note that this site is entirely intended to be humorous. It is not supposed to be true or perceived to be true by any person at all, and if your name is here and we slander it then we apologize and intend it only as a joke. If, for whatever reason other than us personally insulting/making things up about you, you don't have a sense of humour or find some of this offensive, then you are stupid. Instead of emailing me (hint: if you don't like the site, I don't care) you could leave, or better yet, complain to all your friends and get them to visit too.

If you have any other problems, please email me. If you don't like the site and really must email me then I have express rights to your email. I won't post your email address, but I will post your email and mock you. A great deal.

Really.

Also, have a nice day.

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