Dismissed: The case of whether or not Al's Genital Warts should be considered weapons of mass destruction. Oh wait, I probably shouldn't be telling you that Al has Genital Warts and Syphilis. Oh wait, there I go again, ha ha!

Now for many of you hot studs, like me, then you'll have heard this line from possibly the many hundred of women you have been with, "Do I look good in this?"
Now I'm sure we've all been tempted to say, "Take all your clothes off women!", but apart from seeming very insensitive, we'd probably find out whether we look good in a lawSUIT!
See, I used a clever clothes related thing, while talking about getting sued.
Anyway, I'm sure that most of us have just replied with a simple, "Yes, very nice". This is before turning around to watch the football and thinking, "Take all your clothes off women!".
Thankfully, lawyers can't get into your mind. But lawyers are getting more evil as time progresses, so who knows?

After saying your 'complement' to whomever originally asked, you probably then get inundated with complaints. "WHY DO YOU ALWAYS SAY THAT! YOU NEVER SAY ANYTHING NICE!!!" *walks out,
screaming to talk to best friend* So here's what you should say:

"Darling, your beauty is that of an untouched rose. A beauty so profound it is like a lake in the middle of a beautiful rainforest, that reflects the mountains that surround it like a big, round blue mirror. A beauty so marvelous that it is similar to what the earth looks like from up in space. A beauty so miraculous, that when you look at it from above, everything else becomes so insignificant."

From here on, your 'partner' *insert laughter* will be completely seduced, and possibly start taking off all of her clothes.

Now that's women for you. You ask them to do something, and they don't. But if you sugar-coat it and don't ask, then you get what you wanted in the first place.

Now I just have to find someone to try this out on....

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